Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
12.06.2025 06:09

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I understand how hurricane paths work
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
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Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
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I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
I can read
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
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I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I don’t cotton to rapists
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
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I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
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I can count
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I actually pay taxes
I have complete contempt for fakery
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I have a reading level above third grade
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I see through liars
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions